Harris Lewis

I like Jellyfish, but I'm still suspicious of them.

This morning I received my official excommunication from the 290 lb guy club.

I’m already fantasizing about the cheat meal I’m going to eat on Thanksgiving.

I’m going to go full Tiger Woods on that shit.

Well, we’ve all been there.

I need to visit the Aviva Stadium before I die.

Holy fuck it feels good to be back in boots and a jersey.

I did shrugs two days ago and when I went to pull my parking brake up a minute ago I swore so loud the people sitting outside panera stared at me



“vaccinate your fucking kids”

—   holy shit do you know what year it is (via callmeoutis)

(via buckleupandhunkerdown)